Game Changers: A Beer Koozie Made Out Of Pizza

October 18, 2016

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This is the pizza beer koozie made by Youtuber the Vulgar Chef (aka Kyle aka Fangtooth aka the exact kind of person you'd expect to bake a pizza beer koozie). He includes video instructions for how to make your own. Interesting, but who wants a koozie that warms your beer and cools your pizza? Nobody wants a hot beer or a cold pizza. I'm lying, I want both of those things all the time. I could eat a whole uncooked frozen pizza and wash it down with a beer that's been rolling around in the back of somebody's trunk on the hottest day of August. That's just the kind of person I am. "Disgusting." Okay well I was going to say superhero but I guess it takes one to know one.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Stephanie B, who agrees a koozie made out of Chex-Mix is far more practical.

  • Ollie Williams

    That dude needs a punch to the face.

  • Because who doesn't like their Pabst Blue Ribbon beer nice and warm?

  • GeneralDisorder

    People with taste buds?

  • Jb3rN

    I strongly feel that this guy is not as badass as his video persona and background music imply.

  • palpable ovaltine

    *sees "Best Dad" mug*

    Oh dear god no.

  • Bling Nye

    Beer coozie or sex toy?

  • Andrew Newton

    I don't like when my hands get cold and wet, but I don't mind when they get hot and greasy...

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