Finally, An Eggplant Emoji Vibrator

October 26, 2016

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This is the $32 Emojibater. It looks like the eggplant emoji but it's not an eggplant, it's a vibrator. Why does everybody use the eggplant to mean penis anyways? *shrug* I use the circus tent, but that's just me and you're always guaranteed a good time when I come to town. Plus cotton candy and peanuts. The Emojibator has 10 different vibration settings, is waterproof for "bath and shower play" and, if you can't tell by the way I'm about to rattle right out of my office chair, also works great in butts.

Thanks to Allyson S, who knows what I like and I like talking sex toys. I mean, not TALKING sex toys, but like, talking ABOUT sex toys. It's one of my jams.

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