This is the $15 Guzzle Buddy, a wine glass that attaches directly to a wine bottle so you can drink the whole thing without shame. Wait -- what's the shame in drinking straight from the bottle? People frown on that? But it's environmentally friendly. I'm all about being environmentally friendly. "Peeing in the woods doesn't make you a good person." I'd like to see you tell that to a bear.
Keep going for a couple more shots and an infomercial from Cougar Town.
Thanks to Marney, who agrees there's no shame in drinking from a box of wine carried on your shoulder like a boombox.