This is the giant spider costume made and sold by Etsy shop Tentacle Studio (I couldn't get a price because Etsy is currently down as a result of the DDOS attacks this morning). Obviously, it's the perfect costume for awkwardly side-stepping through doors and knocking everything off the refreshments table. The tongue randomly flicks out like a party blower and the mask includes a voice changer. Interesting, but can it change my voice to even sexier? "Your voice sounds like two cats fighting." So I should try to tone down the sexy is what you're saying. Can you tell I drew the hair on my chest or does it look real?
Keep going for a couple more shots.
Thanks to Jeffrey S, who told me he's going to be a realistic roach for Halloween. Heck yeah, we can do a couple's costume and I'll be the sexy can of inspect spray.