This is a video of cigarettes burning shot in super macro and with some timelapse. Like most things burning, it was mesmerizing to watch. You know how I feel about fire. "You'd marry it if you could." Yes I would, and if it burnt my penis like a piece of unattended pork belly on the grill at an all-you-can-eat Korean BBQ restaurant, well, I can't say I didn't see it coming. Maybe I'll cut up a fireman's suit and make condoms. I told you I made love to a volcano once, right? "The time you found the One Ring with your penis?" That really happened, I feel like you don't believe me.
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Thanks to ben, the man behind the camera, for second-hand smoking long enough to make this video.