Apocalypse Ready: The Ronin Bulletproof Ballistic Mask

October 4, 2016

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This is Devtac's Ronin Ballistic Mask. It makes you look like a first-person shooter video game character and can stop a .44 Magnum round from putting a giant hole in your head (although it may still break your neck). Me? I already have a giant hole in my head. See? "Your mouth?" Poke a finger in there and see what happens.

It has detachable cheek plates that use magnets, adjustable straps, detachable polycarbonate lenses, and two micro-jet fans to prevent fogging. The whole thing weighs 8.8 pounds.


Pricing is available on request, so basically it costs a fortune.

What's up with "pricing available on request"? Why don't they just tell you how much it costs? I don't like places that do that, I feel like they're going to adjust the price depending on how rich I sound in my email. And I can't help but sound VERY rich in an email. And not just because I write in purple and gold alternating letters, but I do. I also drink tea with my pinky out and mention that multiple times in every correspondence.

Keep going for two more shots.

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Thanks to Dunc, who agrees the Devtac company president should put one on and prove its bulletproofness.

  • KNiles83

    I want one. Incase I ever happen to become a superhero.

  • heretikeen

    You know why such a useful thing wasn't invented earlier?
    Because it doesn't work. The impact will still break your neck.

  • They already make these of just solid plate metal, (IE: might actually work). This thing has more creases than an origami pug.

  • Chris

    It's $1480

  • dgator86

    If I'm ever president, this will be standard combat gear....along with chemrails

  • Bender Rodriguez Senior

    Waiting for the vigilante power pack.

  • David Bass

    just got mine in Aviator Clock Work Orange. Should be fun.

  • Bling Nye

    This'd look great with that LEGO Minifig Hair Bicycle Helmet.

  • DonkeySlayer

    lol

  • Jason Christopher

    I remember an episode of 24 where Jack Bauer put one of these on, and all kinds of hell was raised.

  • "All kinds"? So, sexy hell too??

    I need to watch that show.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    My favourite bit is when he loads his single shot marksman pistol with a huge rifle round and then about 2 mins later adds a magazine of 9mm just to be sure...

  • Meh

    Like if it has nightvision and auto tracking on weapons of all kinds then i'm down.

  • KungFuTreachery

    Will it blend?

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