This is a short video of the Pied Piper of serpents dumping a sackful of snakes captured in urban areas back into the wild of Bhopal, Madhya Pradesh, India. The video says there were 285 snakes in the bag, but I only counted 262. When reached for comment about the video, Indiana Jokes shrieked and slammed his laptop closed because everybody has a weakness. I mean, except me -- my only weakness is not having a weakness, which is really only a weakness when it comes to women who believe there's no such thing as a perfect man. Does that make sense? "No." Okay, plus maybe my communication skills could use some work. *tries to hock loogie, drools on shirt* I'm such a catch it's hard to believe I'm not the only fish in the sea.
Keep going for the video.
Thanks to Jeff, who once released 300 snakes into his pants on a bet and hasn't slept since.