An Entire Sackful: Man Releases 285 Snakes Back Into The Wild All At Once

October 11, 2016

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This is a short video of the Pied Piper of serpents dumping a sackful of snakes captured in urban areas back into the wild of Bhopal, Madhya Pradesh, India. The video says there were 285 snakes in the bag, but I only counted 262. When reached for comment about the video, Indiana Jokes shrieked and slammed his laptop closed because everybody has a weakness. I mean, except me -- my only weakness is not having a weakness, which is really only a weakness when it comes to women who believe there's no such thing as a perfect man. Does that make sense? "No." Okay, plus maybe my communication skills could use some work. *tries to hock loogie, drools on shirt* I'm such a catch it's hard to believe I'm not the only fish in the sea.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Jeff, who once released 300 snakes into his pants on a bet and hasn't slept since.

  • Munihausen

    Look out, mice.

  • AyyMilli

    Am I the only one who thinks 285 massively overshoots the actual number of snakes in that bag?

  • "I AM HAJINGO, BRINGER OF NIGHTMARES AND DEATH. LOOK UPON ME AND WEEP, MORTALS"

    (that's what I assume he was thinking in his head while he unleashed that nightmare)

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    And I can't even untangle an extension cord.

  • MWinter

    Why did he have to pat them. Isn't the rational thing to dump the bag out from the back of a truck then drive like hell? *bump bumpum*

  • Sebastiann Elegant√© Neely

    Looks like he was trying to separate them, so they could get away easier.

  • GeneralDisorder

    He was praying. I guess he's some kind of snake handler or something?

  • Draco Basileus

    Snakes...Why'd it have to be snakes...?

  • DeksamTorrac

    Have a little back bone will ya.

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