Sunday evening the police department in Runcorn, Cheshire, England received reports of "a blood-soaked man biting and assaulting a woman on the M62." Police responded and pulled over Steve Lowe and Diane Holden, two zombie actors who just wrapped up shooting Dead Town, an online sitcom. LOLOL, how funny is that? I'm dying. Seriously, I think I have radiation poisoning.
'There was nowhere for us to get changed so we just got in the car and didn't think anything of it. I don't know where the assault report came from, but an unmarked police vehicle pulled us over just as we were getting home.
'We wound down the window and when the officer saw us he burst out laughing. He asked to take a picture because no one would believe him back at the station.'
First clowns lurking in the woods, now zombies driving cars -- what's next? I'm serious, I want to know -- that way I can be on top of it and get my 15 minutes of fame. Dressing as a vampire and hanging around clinics at dusk? Because I already have a cape and plastic fangs.
Thanks to Amelie, who agrees anybody dressed as a zombie not during the week of Halloween is free game for hunting season.