This is the penis shaped chandelier constructed by Hans van Bentem of now defunct art producers Rock and Royal. It looks like a giant dingaling. It's actually been around the internet for a while and I even remember seeing it when we were still using free AOL trial disks to access the web. But tipster Pogonophile just reminded me of its existence after seeing the toilet chandelier posted earlier this week, and here we are. It's the perfect chandelier for...hmm, who is it the perfect chandelier for? Oh yeah: everyone. It's the perfect chandelier for everyone.
Thanks to Pogonophile, who wants a chandelier that makes it look like the ceiling is melting.