Finally, The Dragon Sex Wall Calendar You've Been Waiting For

September 30, 2016

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This is the 2017 Dragon Sex Calendar, a monthly wall calendar featuring steamy scenes of dragons doing it or about to be doing it. It's the perfect gift for absolutely every person on your shopping list this year. Don't even bother going to the mall, just buy a ton of these. And you know what the best part is? Even if somebody else has the same idea, a person can never have too many Dragon Sex Calendars. I want one in the kitchen, one in my home office, one in the garage, one for my cubicle at work, I'm thinking about hanging one from the rearview mirror in my car, shit, I might even staple one to my belly so I can peek down my shirt collar for a little pick-me-up no matter where I am. Dragons and dinosaurs are cousins, after all.

Keep going for several more shots.

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Thanks to Pete, but not the Pete of Pete's Dragon. Or is he? Does your dragon do stuff like this?

  • Jeedai Infidel

    I see the dragon position, but why no reverse dragon? I guess it's back to searching the internet.

  • Richard H Sanford

    And all sorts of "other-kin" are ecstatic at the news.

  • Neomi Christina

    okay panic

  • Vez Simpson

    I takes it somefolks ain't heard of furries...

  • AboutDragons

    You mean Scalies? ^^
    (If you don't know what it is, google it.)

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Take 3:
    GW, your link doesn't work. I'm really interested in buying this, where can I buy one?

  • Geekologie

    there i fixed it

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Take 2:
    This is all wrong, dragons races don't mix up, and it's not even the same artist for each month!

  • GeneralDisorder

    You thing dragon sex art is easy? How could you possibly have one artist do 12 dragon sex scenes? That's crazy. That's like expecting musicians to write more than one song.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    Take 1:
    Erm... we're September 30th, you're at the exact opposite in the calendar of April 1rst.

    OH! I get it.., this is the 69 of April Fools.

  • FearlessFarris

    Gotta say, when I woke up this morning, I did not anticipate this would be the day I see a ghost dragon giving a beej to a Scrooge dragon.

  • Geekologie

    yet here we are

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