Damn Rich People: Private Pool With Van Gogh Starry Night Mosaic

September 12, 2016

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No no no, you got the colors all wrong -- do it over.

Rich as hell and run out of things to spend your money on? Consider a pool with a tile mosaic floor that looks like a famous painting. That's what this homeowner did. And it can really only be fully appreciated via an overhead drone's eye view. Now that's some solid money-pissing. You know they say money doesn't buy happiness, but I guarantee this person is happier than I am. Plus tanner and probably with a way bigger penis although I'd need to see what kind of sports car they drive to verify.

Keep going for a couple more shots.

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Thanks to CC, who's always dreamed of a pool with realistic tile shark mosaics at the bottom to keep skinny-dippers away.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    I know you're rich when your percola is 20 feet high and half the area of my whole house when you have a percola gazebo.

  • GeneralDisorder

    You must be upper middle class because lower middle class me has no fucking clue what a percola is. Googling didn't help. Although a pergola is apparently "an archway in a garden or park consisting of a framework covered with trained climbing or trailing plants."

    I don't see one in any of those pictures. So I don't know what the hell you're talking about.

    Although if you're talking about that concrete gazebo thing attached to the house by the pool that's not a pergola.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    All those words to point out my mistranslation? Thanks!

  • GeneralDisorder

    I don't know what language you speak natively. The grammar and phrasing doesn't suggest that english is your second language. So, I apologize. Also I was genuinely curious if there was a different name for a thing that looks like a gazebo. Maybe someone familiar with architecture could chime in if there is.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    In french, gazebo and pergola are pretty much intergeanble.
    I am builingual as my job requires me to be perfectly functionnal in the language. So I'll take that as a compliment.
    As for my financial status I just bought my first house this year... and it's a dump. But at least I stopped giving me money to a stranger.
    And finally, I'm a smart ass, so I can't reprimand your first reply unless I'm looking in a mirror as I actually learned something in the process.

  • Jenness

    The de facto urination spot has got to be the sun end. Betcha everyone who has ever swam in that pool has unconsciously gravitated to that spot to whiz.

  • Remind me never to invite you to come swimming in my pool.

  • Jenness

    You're no fun - come on - that's what chlorine is for, makes it not vile and disgusting at all. *captures a bunch of pool water in her mouth and spits it on you like a glorious Parisian or Italian fountain*

  • LOL gross.

  • raistlen

    surely they can afford to put a roof on the pump room...

  • Mark

    yep...totally ruined the experience for me.

    That's the last time I fly my drone over a millionaires house!

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