Well Hello There: Buckle-On Fashion Dinosaur Tails

August 30, 2016


These are the Tell Tails buckle-on dinosaur tails available from fashion retailer ASOS. They come in black (currently sold out) and green and cost around $40. They attach around your waist via an adjustable elastic strap and plastic buckle. Obviously I just bought one and have been staring at myself in the mirror for the last half hour. Not gonna lie, I'm feeling pretty sexy. "Put some pants on." Dinosaurs don't wear pants. "You're not a dinosaur, just a creep drooling at himself in the mirror wearing a cheap dinosaur tail." Now you wait just a minute -- $40 isn't cheap.

Keep going for a shot of the other color.


Thanks to Lizzy, who knows what I like, including submarine sandwiches.

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    But do they vibrate?

  • They have animal tails like that except they don't buckle.

  • Munihausen

    This is mostly about the girl wearing the tail, lbh.

  • The_Wretched

    The word is "strap" not "buckle."

  • Gilbert

    Those fox tails with the butt plug attachments are so much more interesting (and sexy)...

    As long as they're not modeled by GW, that is...

  • NikkolaiV

    Well, it's a step in the right direction...but I'd prefer a more realistic prosthetic. Not unlike the crocodile tail worn by Johnny Depp in Fear and Loathing.

  • Jenness

    Why? I mean - I'm curious as to how you envision your preference for realism integrating more fully in your daily routine and how you picture that going down. Like, give me an example.

  • NikkolaiV

    Day to day it wouldn't affect me much...it's the behind closed doors action that causes realism to come into play. I'd give more detail, but I'm afraid of society shunning me for the rest of my life (even though it really already has)

  • Meh

    Oh wow, regardless I'd let her wear it if she wanted to.

  • Andrew Newton

    yiff in hell, scalies

  • PUNX

    GW, thats a tail. i bet you were admiring yourself while wearing it in the front

  • James Aames

    Looks like that could get in the way of getting some real tail, amirte guys??...

  • James Aames


  • GeneralDisorder

    chirp chirp chirp chirp.

    Get these god damn crickets out of here!

  • Jenness

    I wonder why the one with the black tail is scowling and the one with the green tail is happy. Not sure but think any moment now some SJW troll is going to claim this is a microaggression.

  • The_Wretched

    It's a sultry scowl.

  • TheQiwiMan


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