Thor, The Bengal Cat With Near Perfect Markings

August 24, 2016

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Meet Thor. Thor is a domestic bengal cat with near perfect jungle cat markings. That is a good looking cat. Plus he has those piercing green eyes. You know I used to date a girl with piercing green eyes once but we broke up because they were so piercing she could see straight into my soul and she did NOT like what she saw there. I don't blame her. The last time I took the elevator down to my soul vault there was nothing there but two knights jousting with their wieners and begging me to buy NFL Sunday Ticket this season. I don't even have DirecTV! Beautiful cat though, puts all the cats in my neighborhood to shame. Except One-Eye, he's a special cat. He only has one-eye. Plus he has some sort of rare genetic disorder that prevents him from being able to jump. "Yeah, it's called being a possum." He does look kind of mousy now that you mention it.

Keep going for a couple more shots.

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Thanks to Allyson S, who agrees all cats have near perfect markings because every one is a snowflake and deserves a loving home and wet food at least every once in a while.

  • John

    Beavis?

  • Meh

    Two knights jousting, damn that brings back memories.

  • bUm8lee

    i'm totally straight and everything, but that is one hot cat.

  • Jon

    "all cats have near perfect markings because every one is a snowflake"

    Apart from Hitler Cat.

    https://i.ytimg.com/vi/MW4x...

  • Sebastiann Elegant√© Neely

    Kitler!

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