This is a video of young Anthony in the emergency room after swallowing his dog's squeaky toy. Now he squeaks. But not puberty squeaks, dog toy squeaks. How the hell a kid his age even swallows a dog toy is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with Anthony being the absolute worst at playing fetch. Dammit, you're supposed to throw the toy, Anthony, not inhale it. I swear, kids these days -- I'm really concerned about our hope for the future. "Didn't you have to go to the ER when you were a kid for getting a bunch of LEGO minifig heads stuck up your nose?" That was different, that was a bet and I won.
Keep going for a video of young Squeaky McSqueakerson doing his thing. Also, his mom sounds surprisingly calm for a woman who just realized her son might have less sense than the dog.
Thanks to MSA, Zootghost and E.V.I.L.A.R.E.S., all of whom I suspect have eaten catnip toys looking for a buzz but are too embarrassed to admit it. It's cool, guys, I'm part of that club.