Smart Thinking: Kid Swallows Dog Toy, Squeaks When He Breathes

August 16, 2016

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This is a video of young Anthony in the emergency room after swallowing his dog's squeaky toy. Now he squeaks. But not puberty squeaks, dog toy squeaks. How the hell a kid his age even swallows a dog toy is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with Anthony being the absolute worst at playing fetch. Dammit, you're supposed to throw the toy, Anthony, not inhale it. I swear, kids these days -- I'm really concerned about our hope for the future. "Didn't you have to go to the ER when you were a kid for getting a bunch of LEGO minifig heads stuck up your nose?" That was different, that was a bet and I won.

Keep going for a video of young Squeaky McSqueakerson doing his thing. Also, his mom sounds surprisingly calm for a woman who just realized her son might have less sense than the dog.

Thanks to MSA, Zootghost and E.V.I.L.A.R.E.S., all of whom I suspect have eaten catnip toys looking for a buzz but are too embarrassed to admit it. It's cool, guys, I'm part of that club.

  • Karnie

    Some people will do anything for their 15 minutes of internet fame.

  • Kyle Bennett

    When I saw the dog in Snatch do this, I never actually thought it was feasible...

  • GeneralDisorder

    Dogs swallow big things more easily than humans do. That's a completely different set of muscles and different layout of esophagus.

  • Captain Matticus, LP Inc.

    fookin' pikeys.

  • Jenness

    How does that even happen???

  • jrose

    He actually stuck it up his rectum and it slowly worked its way upward through his digestive system.

  • Jenness

    Well there you go.

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  • Bling Nye

    That sounds medically accurate to me.

  • Bubbubsky

    Yep, he's a moron all right. I reserve the right to withdrawal that comment and/or rephrase if it turns out he's legitimately a special needs child. Otherwise...moron.

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