Oh Wow: The Funn Pack Dance Party Entertainment System

August 25, 2016

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This is the Funn Pack created by artist Dan Das Mann. It's supposed to have everything you need for a mobile dance party that someone can wear on their back. It weighs fifty pounds. For reference, that's fifty pounds heavier than anything I want to wear on my back that isn't a bikini babe or a jetpack.

The Funn Pack™ has had its maiden voyage. 12 lasers, 1000 watts of sound, 2 smoke machines, 1 bubble machine, 4 mirror balls - powered by a lithium ion battery. Where's the party?

Where's the party? In my pants, Dan -- where else? Just kidding, that was a funeral. "Who died?" I don't want to talk about it. "Was it...Deez?" I said I don't want to talk about it!

Thanks to Stephanie B, who agrees that thing could really use Red Bull and glow stick dispensers.

  • Jay Koski

    This could be a nice addition to any Halloween costumes for the guitar player in Mad Max Fury Road.
    Wait, has anyone provided one for Techno Viking?

  • aquarius7373

    I like the wiener fanny pack. 12/10, would leave party puking.

  • John Samuel αΩ
  • More disco balls, Dan. Thats always been my policy.

  • Ollie Williams

    "Artist" So anyone who misspells words and comes up with stupid shit can call themselves an artist now?

  • GeneralDisorder

    The correct artistic response to the statement "anyone could do that" is "but they didn't".

  • Ollie Williams

    This is hardly an original idea.

  • Geekologie

    maybe he does watercolors

  • Ollie Williams

    Maybe YOU do watercolors!

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