Python Tries To Eat Alligator, Everybody Dies

August 16, 2016

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Note: Larger picture HERE in case you're into really weird desktop wallpapers.

In competitive eating news, this is the aftermath of a gigantic python attempting to eat a large alligator. I guess that snake's eyes were bigger than its stomach. Just think, if that gator had opened its mouth at just the right moment it could be dining on python right now. Instead, all parties are dead. It's the circle of life, you know? Now some scavengers are probably going to come nipple at the rotting carcasses. "You mean nibble?" Ahahahahahaha, did I say nipple? That's because I meant it don't ever question me again.

Thanks to my pal Terry, the much-too-large alligator to my insatiable appetite.

  • Clampity

    3 years later and we still don't have answers
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

  • Harry Tran

    Did the Python explode from too much crocodile?

  • PUNX

    I was not going to read this article but my eye caught the work nipple........ damn you GW

  • Meh

    Its like a croc tried to eat another croc and then choked on a snake. Hard to make sense of the picture.

  • Draco Basileus

    Greedy asshole, save some for the rest of us.

  • Seriously python, need me some new gator skin boots! And a python belt.. oh shit this works out great actually.

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