How To: Ruin Somebody's Instagram Food Photos

August 23, 2016

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This is a very short video of a guy demonstrating how to ruin somebody else's Instagram food photo. It looks like it worked like a charm. Honestly, I have never taken a photo of my food in my life. Even things I've cooked myself and were proud of. As a matter of fact, there is zero photographic documentation of anything I've ever eaten except one picture each of the cakes my mom made for my fourth and fifth birthday parties (heavy machinery and dinosaur themed, respectively). Also, even if you do like taking Instagram pictures of your food to brag to your friends, that spaghetti does not look like bragging. That looks like a dead pigeon. That looks like $8 pasta at a sports bar. That caption better have read 'Boyfriend was too cheap to take me somewhere nice #verylimitedbreadsticks #hollaolivegarden.'

Hit the jump for the video. Also, technically that guy was filming her food too.

Thanks to Wilson M, who only takes pictures of restaurant bathrooms.

  • Keyzo Gakiya

    hahahahahaha that caption is the best thing ever, these are the jokes that make geekologie great

  • Bubbubsky

    I really don't understand why people do this (take photos of their food and upload them, not try to ruin the act - that part I understand).

  • stuffsticks

    someone just needs to start commenting about how that food will make a good poop and that'll discourage them from posting

  • BeastmanAIDS

    It's a solid tactic that I have employed on Facebook also.

  • craig37f .

    Good. For. Him.

  • reave

    I know. Right.

  • Everyone is kinda shitting on this girl, but I think her response is kinda cute and endearing. She calls him a fucking asshole, but clearly she thinks it's funny too or she wouldn't be laughing.

  • dougfunnay

    yeah theyre not shitting on her for the response though

    theyre shitting on her for being a dumb shallow (attention) whore
    ....oh look a magnetic healing bracelet

  • Calling a complete stranger a whore on the internet because she... has a bracelet you don't like? How is life going for you bud?

    You sad that gamergate is dying down and you have fewer places to hate women?

  • dougfunnay

    no im calling her an (attention) whore because she clearly is as evidence by her taking pictures of her god damned food to post on the internet

    you sad all you have is hyperbole and ad hominems?

  • GuB

    Hyperbole is about exaggerating facts to push an argument. Example : pointing out the fact that someone takes a picture of her food and conclude that she is a dumb shallow attention whore.
    Anyways, we are all arguing about trivial matters here, while the girl in the video simply laugh it off. In fact, I am starting to think she is actually smarter than all of us :)

  • Awe. Who hurt you?

  • BeastmanAIDS

    You must go fucking ape shit when you see bathroom selfies or sausage-leg beach shots if this is your view on food pics.

  • GuB

    She is able to take a joke and respond appropriately.
    This is a trait I associate with anything but dumb shallow people.

  • Bling Nye

    I don't know why people hate my food photos... all I do is take the picture of the food after it's come back out of me, in one way or another. My filter choices are always quite tasteful too.

  • GeneralDisorder

    You know... you put that out there and didn't tell anyone how to subscribe... That's your problem. You're not marketing.

  • Xockszky

    If she had been able to take the picture, she would have used an Instagram filter that made the food look gross and unappetizing anyway, which would have ruined the photo.

  • Batmanfanboy

    That bitch is fucking stupid. It looks like such a basic plate of spaghetti what the hell is the point

  • Your dinner must be shit if you can't take a photo of it.

  • Wiley

    I wouldn't have typed it out as harshly, but that's pretty much what's going through my mind when I see people try to be trendy while being basic. She does get points for laughing it off rather than acting like something special was ruined.

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