Game Changers: The Zip N Store Fridge Bag Storage Solution

August 24, 2016

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This is the Zip N Store, a sort of sliding drawer for Ziploc and shredded cheese bags you can install in your refrigerator. Or a pantry shelf! But not your anus. Alternatively, continue storing all your bags of cheese in a giant pile in the crisper like a normal person. Sometimes the pile grows so big I forget what kind of cheese I've got in there. "Sick, this cheese is so old it's green!" Give me that! *snatches bag* It's not green because it's OLD, it's green because it's MOON CHEESE you uncultured space-peasant. Oh God just kidding this is two-year old provolone toss it before I get sick.

Keep going for a couple more shots and a 4.5-minute informercial in case you're the kind of person who can watch 4.5-minute infomercials void of any hunks and babes using new exercise equipment.

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Thanks to Carolyn J, who's inspired me to just rip one of the shredded cheese bag holding arms off the refrigerated wall at the grocery store.

  • Natalia Stevenson

    Here's where I was able to buy Zip N Store - http://bit.ly/2dWz94j

    Just ordered a few for gifts~! :)

  • Pavlina

    You can now pre-purchase the Zip-n-Store now at a 10% discount with a Christmas delivery guarantee!!! Just click below:
    http://shopkula.com/?ref_id...

  • Mr.4maldehyde

    Eh, I guess it could potentially be something I'd- OH MY GOD, CHERRY JUICE

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  • Mr.4maldehyde

    gtfo

  • GeneralDisorder

    Man... My mother-in-law already washes and reuses her used zip-loc bags. I can't imagine what this will do.

  • Big McLargehuge

    shutupandtakemymoney.jpg

  • PUNX

    they need to make a pizza box n store.... that mostly what is in my fridge.

  • MustacheHam

    Love it. Need it. Want it.

  • Geekologie

    GW do not tell me what I can and cannot install in my own anus

  • reave_fanedit

    *Anus triggered*

  • captaindash

    Go to your safe room.

  • reave

    Dude needs to cover up that Hitler birthmark if he's going to be selling shit.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    You're the kind of person that doesn't buy music from ugly people, aren't you?

  • reave_fanedit

    Life is too short to hand money to ugly people.

  • sebastian

    *snort*

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