This is the Zip N Store, a sort of sliding drawer for Ziploc and shredded cheese bags you can install in your refrigerator. Or a pantry shelf! But not your anus. Alternatively, continue storing all your bags of cheese in a giant pile in the crisper like a normal person. Sometimes the pile grows so big I forget what kind of cheese I've got in there. "Sick, this cheese is so old it's green!" Give me that! *snatches bag* It's not green because it's OLD, it's green because it's MOON CHEESE you uncultured space-peasant. Oh God just kidding this is two-year old provolone toss it before I get sick.
Keep going for a couple more shots and a 4.5-minute informercial in case you're the kind of person who can watch 4.5-minute infomercials void of any hunks and babes using new exercise equipment.
Thanks to Carolyn J, who's inspired me to just rip one of the shredded cheese bag holding arms off the refrigerated wall at the grocery store.