Are You Okay?: Brutal UFC-Style Knight Fight KO

August 31, 2016

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Nobody slays my dragon!

This is a video from a M1-Medieval full combat fight of a rare knock-out (apparently it's difficult with your opponent wearing so much armor) during a one-on-one knight battle. Sir Moans-A-Lot really takes a beating, and eventually gets knocked out. I think it was all those shield blows to the head. Obviously, there will be no fair maiden in his immediate future, although if he's lucky he can summon Miracle Max to feed him one of those magical chocolate balls and bring him back from mostly dead.

Keep going for the video, then let's make cardboard armor out of printer paper boxes and beat each other with sticks during our lunch break.

Thanks to Tim M, who agrees there needs to be way more crossbows and dragon mounts present during these fights.

  • craig37f .

    Soon they will be lethal matches, and then, Rome will rise again.

  • billabong031

    how the hell is that other guy supposed to tap out? what an asshole

  • Jenness

    Why do they give them swords if they aren't able to spear each other? This is a pretty dubious practice to me. One day someone is going to just have a bad day and try and see how much force is needed for a blunt sword to go through that.

  • EmperorXenol

    They appear to be wearing Brigandine armour, essentially metal plates under a leather jacket. You'd need to be a superhuman to push a blunt sword though one of those!

  • Jenness

    Well ok. But I still would not do this. I would be like Monty Python only just pretend that every hit was a limb being cut off and scream bloody murder and fall down dramatically then try like hell to roll to a corner crying for my Daddy

  • Wiley

    I've seen when mma guys lose it and need multiple people pulling them off. The refs should really have armor... But as understandably entertaining as this is for some people it's probably not the best idea to begin with. Someone's going to get destroyed.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I'm looking forward to more sports like UWM (Unified Weapons Master). Instead of period correct armor suits they have sensor wired suits made of modern composites.

  • Bubbubsky

    ....and actually have them be skilled with the weapons, please.

  • GeneralDisorder

    That was kind of the point of UWM is you take practitioners of certain styles who have trained in weapon styles and have them use their skills in combat with other skilled warriors. At some point you'd just have people specializing to game the points system so rules would have to evolved to keep up.

  • Bubbubsky

    Ah, humanity. Our thirst for violence will never be surpassed.

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