76 Out Of 77 Scientists: Chemtrails Aren't Real

August 17, 2016

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In almost everybody is a liar news, 76 out of 77 scientists who specialize in studying earth and its atmosphere agree that chemtrails aren't real. The one truth-teller? That was me in a lab coat posing as a scientist. Seriously though who is that one person and what do they know?

If you're unfamiliar with "chemtrails," they are--according to a popular conspiracy theory--atmosphere-altering or downright malevolent chemicals that are sprayed, intentionally, from the world's average aircrafts into the air on a daily basis. If you're wondering why somebody, anybody, would do this, the essential claim is that the chemicals could alter specific people's behavior or their environment negatively.


The white trails behind an aircraft, according to science, which demands skeptical study and verification (oh science, you beautiful, beautiful method for understanding the world), shows that those white trails are not chemical trails, but rather condensation trails, or "contrails."

You can read the whole study conducted by Standford's Carnegie Institution for Science and the University of California Irvine HERE in case you want to wave it in front of chemtrail conspiracy theorists who won't believe it anyways so you're wasting your time. That's the thing about believing things -- it's easy when you want to. The human mind is capable of convincing itself of just about anything if it wants to. Except that you're happy with your body image and appearance. Just leave me alone!

Thanks to Jess, who's convinced regardless of who wins the upcoming election, chemtrails are coming in 2017.

  • Frank C

    HOW were the 77 scientists selected? The selection committee goofed on one of them.

  • cjoe2

    76 liars

  • Guesticle

    one of the world's leading atmospheric scientists has encountered evidence of a secret spraying program.

  • Guesticle

    and is willing to admit to it

  • Leigh Anonymous

    Im sorry but I am a pilot and have been watching planes since I was a young kid...

    1. Trails as predominant at the ones being referred to are a new phenomenon. They NEVER used to be around like this before. Want proof? watch ANY movie or TV show from the 1980's and find a single one in the sky, I challenge you. Now days they are passed off as so normal they even program them into games like GTA V
    2. Contrails dissipate in a manner of seconds/minutes. They do not disperse outward and linger as these do and at times create unusual cloud patterns the following day that are not natural or found in any meteorological books. I have seen clouds that look like bails of rolled hay getting progressively larger in a line the following day along the path of ascent the aircraft took that left the trail.

    These 70 whatever scientists must be enjoying their large government payouts. Maybe they should investigate the fuels that were used up till when this started and see if there is any addatives since that period that could be causing this as there is no indication that there is an attached device causing the trails.

  • Sonoir

    The scientist is calling them "contrails".... Mmmkay ;-P

  • Emmitt Morgans

    I don't get it... they *are* contrails.

    They *aren't* "chemtrails."

    The article in the second link uses the word "chemtrail."

    I must be missing something.

  • Sonoir

    They are called this way, because they are real and it's all a big con 😜

  • Real Name

    Its almost as if the hot exhaust gases are expanding and cooling down to the local due point, causing water produced from the combusted fuels to come out of solution creating a heterogeneous mixture also known as cirrus clouds.

  • Meh

    Although i agree with science 999/1000 times, the one problem with it nowadays is that scientists exclude things that aren't testable. The whole point of science is to exclude things that are not reproducible.

  • AtomicMountain

    Nothing to worry about, people.

    It's Fabreeze.

  • The Mayor

    Ive seen trails from planes turn into large clouds hours later. Chemtrails maybe the wrong word to use, but without a doubt some planes are placing chemicals into the air. Maybe for UV protection, to produce rain, or whatever else.

  • The_Wretched

    Yes, it's called 'exhaust'. You can notice something similar when you put your face up against a car tail pipe. On second thought, maybe you should cut back on sniffing exhaust pipes.

  • The Mayor
  • The Mayor

    Click on the PDF The Bill called HR 2977 The Space & Preservation Act of 2001. In this
    document the United States Government openly admits the existence of
    Chemtrails and weather control weapons; also, to boot, Mass Mind Control
    Weapons and Techtronic Laser Weapons.

  • Wonfis

    So? Nobody's denying that you *can* dump chemicals out of a plane. And there are documented examples of people doing so, for all sorts of different purposes, both beneficial and malicious.

    The bloody stupid bit is the part where people suspect a grand conspiracy to do this with every plane that leaves a trail, or that there's some huge cover-up by multiple governments requiring millions of willing, coordinated participants because it's soooo important that you don't find out the truth, maaaan.

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    Yup, it would require the entire worlds governments to be in collusion with each other.

  • fkdwi

    governments start these things so they can look competent

    and as a tool to easily discredit any who stumble onto things they're acually hiding

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    See that's actually much more plausible.

  • The Mayor

    Got to end on an insult ? Exhaust does not hang around in the atmosphere for hours on end you dolt. Furthermore, on the same day explain to me. Why some planes leave a trail and others do not?

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