That's A Lot Of Pieces: 4,080-Piece LEGO Disney Castle Set

July 12, 2016

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This is the $350 LEGO Disney Castle set being released this September. Why are they calling it the Disney Castle, isn't that Cinderella's castle? What's up with that? And what's up with this rash on my neck? Did you poison me? If I find out you poisoned me we are going to have a problem. Mostly that I'll need to go to the hospital and I have really shitty insurance. Seriously though, did you poison me? Was it an apple? Boom -- poison apple, Cinderella -- see how I tied it all together there? "The poison apple is from Sleeping Beauty." I hate myself so much I could puke blood like in a horror movie. The Disney Castle LEGO set has an open back with a bunch of different Disney themed rooms and comes with five minifigs (Daisy and Donald, Minnie and Mickey, and Tinkerbell). It does not come with free admission to a Disney park, because why would it? That's another $100. Amusement parks are so expensive. If I have kids instead of taking them on vacations we're just going to sit around the house and do acid. Haha, honey where are you going?

Keep going for a bunch more shots.

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Thanks to Gabrielle, who's always dreamed of spending a night in Cinderella's castle. Me? I've always dreamed of spending a night dancing in Cinderella's glass slippers and driving all the princes wild.

  • SABEK SIDAHMED
  • David Shire

    I'm amazed how much that piece that is masquerading as the body of the Beauty and the Beast candelabra gets around.

  • The poison apple is from Snow White not Sleeping Beauty.

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