Not Okay: Disgusting Pimple Cupcakes That Ooze Pus

July 25, 2016

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These are the disgusting pimple cupcakes made by California-based bakery Blessed By Baking. They even ooze custard pus if you give them a squeeze (video below because if I had to see it, so do you). That's nasty, nobody should be eating pimples. Scabs, absolutely, but scabs are delicious and replenish your body with vital nutrients it lost making that scab in the first place. Hair and fingernails are also free game if you know where they came from.

Keep going for an unholy video of a cupcake getting the squeeze.

Thanks to Nope, who really said it best.

  • Bubbubsky

    What's next, rectum cupcakes that can be squeezed to push out the poo?

  • Jenness

    Though I have zero desire to be anywhere near the place that caters to this fetish or to smell the regurgitation of custard, cake and fondant - it's surreal to know that somewhere there are rail thin models who can shakily push the door open into this shop, sit down gazing at the embodiment of everything they hate about food, shove it in their skeletal faces and puke it on the table while crying hysterically while this smiling baker says "Would you like another?" and they nod. To each their own.

  • I can't believe you're just putting this out here, I told you about my secret fantasy in confidence!
    :-(

  • Dingus

    And underneath this article we have an ad for wiping our asses. The reminder of the horrors the human body expels are complete.

  • Fer your health!

  • I will not go down this youtube hole again. Not this time.

  • You could also go to www.pimplepoppingvideos.net. You might get sucked in though and lose hours of your life. The comments are my favorite part. People actually critique popping technique.

  • MustacheHam

    Set a date for YT purge and this no longer this will be a worry.

  • GeneralDisorder

    See also (or in your case don't) /r/popping.

    The hole is deep and dank and disgusting.

  • Andrew Newton

    This fixes 2 problems

    1.) my massive sweet tooth
    2.) the desire to watch similar videos for hours on end on youtube

  • MustacheHam

    I bet you can swap out custard for chocolate filling.

  • Tim Brooks

    Boogers and sunburn peelings should be added too.

  • Jeff Buehring

    Don't forget scabs, and maybe toenail clippings.

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