Custom Fabricated Boba Fett Escaping From Sarlacc Pit Coffee Table

July 20, 2016

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This is a custom fabricated coffee table produced by Tom Spina Designs featuring Boba Fett's escape from the Sarlacc Pit. The table measures 44-inches in diameter, 20-inches in height and was made for somebody with a Star Wars themed home theater room and money to burn. Man, I wish I had money to burn. Or freeze. I just wish I had money. *turns out pockets* See? Zilch. "What's up with all the condoms?" I'm going to an orgy after work. "And the casserole dish?" It's a potluck.

Keep going for a couple more shots as well as the much more subtle wampa cave themed coffee table they made previously.

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Thanks to Hefe, who wants to know who all these rich people with Star Wars themed home theaters are.

  • Froggie

    They should put THIS on top of the table. http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/...

  • Stevedave

    No one is going to comment on the fact that he blew himself out with his jet pack instead of clawing his way out?

  • GeneralDisorder

    No. Because they're all too busy laughing their heads off at how stupid this is and how stupid anyone who buys it must be... I assume.

  • Froggie

    You are right GD, they should all be out cruising public toilets for rough sex like you

  • GeneralDisorder

    The deal was you weren't supposed to tell anyone! See if you get any action again.

  • Froggie

    Oh well played sir, well played.
    *golf clap*

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