Chinese University Constructs New Building That Looks Suspiciously Like A Giant Toilet

July 8, 2016

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This is a newly constructed building at the North China University of Water Conservancy and Electric Power in Heinan, China. It looks like a giant crapper. Allegedly the resemblance is unintentional, although I find that near impossible to believe. Nobody could have looked at the blueprints for this thing and not thought, 'Oh yeah, that's a shitter alright.' China actually banned the construction of "weird buildings" earlier this year after complaints the building for the country's state-run newspaper looks like a giant penis, and the Beijing airport a massive vulva. The only thing that could make this look any more like a giant toilet would be a rooftop swimming pool in the bowl and a handle to flush. Oh, and maybe a moat of urine around the whole thing because men are disgusting and can't aim for shit. The only excuse for peeing on the floor is having a penis so heavy you can't aim it and there's only one person in the world with that problem and you're looking at him and I only pee outside so it's all good.

Keep going for one more shot from a different angle that makes it look SLIGHTLY less like a toilet.

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Thanks to hairless, who informed me he's never used a bidet before. Me neither. Twinsies?!

  • MustacheHam

    I'm curious if that area -- the bowl shape -- is where the financial office is located for student loans?

  • Rob Summers

    They mostly use squat toilets in China so it wouldn't be so obvious.

  • Whoever built that is a real shitter.

  • John Kohler

    This isn't Six Flags over Flushing!

  • Emmitt Morgans

    So... the Guggenheim Museum didn't look enough like a toilet for them?

    Well, I guess they just wanted to be number 2!

  • Adm. Zackbar

    Somebody needs to give this thing an upper decker

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