Alakazam!: Magician Impales TV Host's Hand On Live TV

July 7, 2016

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This is a video of a Poland's Got Talent (apparently that's debatable) semi-finalist impaling TV host Marzena Rogalska's hand on a giant nail during what can only be described as one of the world's least impressive magic tricks. Basically it's Russian Roulette with four bags, one of which has a nail in it and the "trick" is the magician being able to tell what bag contains the nail. He was wrong. That, or he has something against Ms. Rogalska. You can never discredit revenge when a magic trick goes wrong. You know how many enemies I've "accidentally" sawed in half, or made disappear but conveniently couldn't make reappear? Enough to fill a small U-Haul and drive into the ocean. Seriously, as far as we know the trick went off exactly how he wanted it to. It really didn't though, and he's a super shitty magician. Wow, and to think there was a time when I thought being a Poland's Got Talent semi-finalist actually meant something.

Keep going for the video, which has been shortened from its original length because let's just get to the stabbing.

Thanks to DieselNuts, who agrees the best magic tricks aren't tricks at all, they're real magic performed using the dark arts.

  • UncommonSense

    Can we get someone to put subtitles in, explaining to the nice sucker(hostess), that her hand is about to be impaled? That would be great...

  • ToyBoxofGuns

    Stabby hand mcfuckballs, that looks extremely painful.

    This guy is officially tied for first place as the worst "illusionist" (there, ya happy, asdfasdf, Keeper of Virginity?) in history.

  • GeneralDisorder

    Is this guy tied with the illusionist who impaled his own hand doing the same trick?

  • Adibobea9

    She handled that quite well…

  • JimmyJam

    Jesus Christ!

  • XorKaya

    You... I like you.

  • Bling Nye

    Failed the trick? I'd say he nailed it.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I'd nail it... Er.. wait.

  • asdfasdf

    *illusion

  • Bling Nye

    Well maybe he's a whore.

  • contrey

    this is old. you know geekologie is slacking when ebaumsworld is posting stuff way before them..

  • DrZanz

    Except this never professed to be a news site. It's nothing more than a list of things GW likes. It doesn't matter if it's 20 years old or 20 minutes.

  • contrey

    nah, i've been going to geekologie religously for 10 years now.. GW usually posts things that are current, or else notes it.

  • n11

    "Oh F*** I actually impaled her hand." (Actual translation)
    -Failed polish magic trick guy

  • asdfasdf

    the preferred term is illusion. tricks are like that time you fooled a reporter into letting you stab them

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    Don't be that dude.

  • ToyBoxofGuns

    You know what's not an illusion? The virginity of anyone who corrects someone for calling a magic trick a trick instead of an "illusion".

  • Emmitt Morgans

    We demand to be taken seriously!

  • asdfasdf

    there are dozens of us!

  • Jeremy Tilton

    66.6% of the time, it works every time.

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