Note To Self: Start Watching The Morning Blend on KMTV.
This is a video of KMTV Action 3 News's Mike DiGiacomo "accidentally" sculpting a sand castle penis on live television. During the first part of the sculpting process I didn't think it looked like a penis any more than any other sand castle tower, because all sand castle towers inherently look like sandmonster dicks. But then he added the balls at the bottom. That's when it officially turned into a penis for me. Mike quickly scraped the nuts away, but it was too late, the sand peen had been completed. Now, how do we get this clip nominated for a Daytime Emmy Award?
Hit the jump for the video.
Thanks to NoDoze, who may or may not be just be caffeine and crystal meth in disguise.