Send A Friend An Envelope Full Of The Night Sky

June 17, 2016

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These are Star Filled Envelopes. They're envelopes that, when opened and held up to a light source, reveal deez nuts. Wait, that can't be right. Oh -- they reveal "an astronomically-accurate group of constellations." You can buy five for $83 HERE or get them $10 apiece HERE. They're perfect to send to a friend who lives somewhere that doesn't get a good view of the night sky. You know, like in a big, bright city. Or in a castle dungeon. Send help please the king is gonna feed me to a dragon.

Thanks to Rebecca, who's holding out for a sun envelope that blinds its recipient.

  • So... it's astronomically correct, but it's paper? And it's shaped like an envelope? So it's accurate unless I squeeze it too hard and then things are all in completely the wrong places I assume? $83 for paper with holes? Who is audience for this? So many questions.

  • joevsyou

    $83....

  • The Magnificent Newtboy

    So that's an envelope with holes poked in it...

  • Bling Nye

    ...now I'm waiting for someone to put something like glitter and/or anthrax in one.

    AUGHHH, MY EYES!!

    Just seems like a great way to prank someone... maybe blind them?

    That's how pranking works these days, right?

  • n.g.

    5 for $83 = $16.60/envelope. or $10 per single.. 5 x $10 = $50. Did I miss something? am I doing math wrong?

  • I literally can't even!!! Give me 5 at full price and please accept a gracious $33 tip.

  • Bling Nye

    Two different sellers, two different prices apparently.

  • tanya3565

    Daisy.....Daisy..... Give Me Ur Answer Due....

  • Ser JuJoo Guppy

    Wait, what? You're one of the people that spam the "I make 10 million dollars at home via sex shows you can do it too!" typically, so what the hell is this post? What happened!? What is this madness!?

  • shashi

    the machines are learning, fight back http://i.imgur.com/32aldEl.gif

  • I feel like the bots never really reuse names though. They are reported and create a new account several times per day probably. I want to think reporting these accounts helps, but it seems like creating a new account is just too quick and easy.

  • shashi

    you make a persuasive case and i was gonna reply with a witty quip and video of hal9000 singing daisy but it seems youtube is down. Does this mean we won? or are there only losers in war? (not counting defence contractors and international bankers and arms dealers and tyrannical despots and simon cowell)

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