I Liked That: A Bitchin' Metal Zelda Medley

June 29, 2016

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Inspired by the trailer for the new Zelda game, this is a video of musician Sbeast performing a sweet bitchin' medley of metal Zelda tunes. There's just something about the music from Zelda games to, I dunno, give you a boner. It's like the music was intentionally composed to make the sweetest, dorkiest love to. You ever made out to the original Zelda overworld theme? It's a transcendental experience. I don't even know what that means but that's how much of an experience it is, it does things to you that I don't even know what are. It's intense. Plus one time my penis shot off and got stuck in the wall.

Keep going for the video, solid Ganon growl at 2:08.

Thanks to Sbeast, who promised to compose me a theme song but not really but please you should.

  • PUNX

    been done before. I had a metal Zelda song back in im thinking 2000-2001 or so.

  • GeneralDisorder

    System of a Down did some sort of Legend of Zelda song. It had lyrics though.

  • da1nonlysage

    That wasn't SotD tho. http://kotaku.com/5885558/n...

  • GeneralDisorder

    That's good. System of a Down is annoying.

    On a related note, Cat Stevens had nothing to do with Harry Chapin's Cat's in the Cradel,

    Dead Milkmen didn't do Retard Rap although they do have a song called Retard Zoo or Taking Retards to the Zoo... I don't know the name of that song.

    Meredith Brooks isn't Alanis Morissette.

    There's tons of misattributed songs out there so this one isn't too surprising.

  • sandul

    I thought i heard it before :D

  • This is the greatest thing ever! There needs to be a metal concert of all video game music.

  • Jon
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