These are the Game Of Thrones house sigil cookie cutters available from (you probably guessed it!) ThinkGeek. The $15 set includes Baratheon, Greyjoy, Lannister, Stark, Targaryen, and Tyrell and is perfect for people who want to make cookies that look like Game Of Thrones house sigils but will turn out looking like shitty lumps because that is way too much detail for anything but the lamest of sugar cookies. If you can't put chocolate or butterscotch chips or peanut butter or caramel or coconut in a cookie it isn't worth eating. Keep going for two more shots, one of some cookies cut but not baked, and one of the cookies baked but expertly decorated so you can't even see what's underneath. How convenient.
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Thanks to carey, who agrees the best cookies aren't cookies at all, they're cakes with donuts and candy bars on top.