Squad Goals: Group Of Teens Color-Coordinated Their Superhero Prom Outfits

May 5, 2016

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This is a group of teens from the Subiaco Academy in Arkansas who color-coordinated their superhero prom outfits with their dates. You think they fought over who got to be Batman? Because I would have. I am not going to prom as Green Lantern. I would go to prom WITH Green Lantern, but only if he buys me the most expensive corsage at the florist. I want everyone to know my date isn't cheap. Man, when I went to prom in high school I bought my girlfriend the biggest corsage there was and it like, went all the way up her arm to her elbow. I was so stupid back then. "Still are." You're my best friend, you know that? Come get a hug from my ninja sword.

Keep going for one more shot where they've added three more couples who obviously aren't part of the main squad.

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Thanks to Allyson S, who knows I actually went to prom stag because the three girls I asked all turned me down. I wasted so much money on roses.

  • Shwinkies

    All I see is "Look our parents are rich".

  • Forblat

    ...by Arkansan standards

  • Guesticle

    ok. now do them

  • TheQiwiMan

    DC and Marvel can't intermingle.... miscegenation! Gotta keep the bloodlines pure!

  • Munihausen

    I bet Flash got laid

  • Shwinkies

    I agree, that chick looks like she'd fuck anything.

  • Hazakabammer

    But didn't last long.

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    Why is the albino bat man? That makes no sense.

  • Andrew Newton

    Justice League Prom: The Whitest Whitening

  • CoasterFan

    Are we supposed to believe that those geeks got those hotties to agree to go to the prom with them AND agree to match dresses to superhero themed tuxs?

  • Apok

    women are wise to the dumb jock, no job after high school, live in ur mom's basement future that trolls like you offer them.

  • GeneralDisorder

    I think you might be on a watchlist for calling those girls hotties.

  • shashi
  • Bling Nye

    Your "geeks" of yesterday are not the same as the "geeks" of today.

    It's cool to be into "geeky" stuff now.

  • Andrew Newton

    naw, they're pretty much the same. They get excited for, and somehow take pride in, movies they didn't write, cast, direct, shoot, edit, produce; comics they didn't write, draw, ink or color; video games they didn't design, code, produce; etc; etc; etc. The only change is simply cosmetic and size of the fan base.

  • dgator86

    You mad bro?

  • Andrew Newton

    u decade old meme bro?

  • dgator86

    So that's a yes then.

  • Andrew Newton

    OH SHIT- HEY EVERYONE - check out this sick burn I got from a dude whose humor consists of something you can buy on a t-shirt, on clearance, at wal-mart!

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