Some Guy Built A Mini Jurassic Park For His Pet Tortoise

May 4, 2016


This is a short video tour of the miniature Jurassic Park built by Oliver Turpin for his pet tortoise Louis. It's got the main gates, visitor center, and even the broken t-rex fence. That is a pretty sweet pad. I'd live there, but I'd have to get to know Louis first because I'm not living with another stranger. I have the worst luck with roommates. My last roommate? Turned out he was just a figment of my imagination. Awful at paying his half of the bills.

Keep going for the video, then build me a Jurassic Park themed cat condo.

Thanks to hairless, who lives in my apartment building and built a Jurassic Park themed terrarium for his pet snake but forgot to put the lid on and now I'm convinced there's a snake living in my bedroom wall.

  • I'm hoping he either made this strictly for photos or that this is part of a much larger pen. Its way to small for that tortoise.

  • Guesticle

    not built for the tortoise, built for /him/ and *contains* the tortoise

  • Quax

    Way too small for a turtoise, also you shouldn't keep them alone but that doesn't matter, because it looks cool to humans !!

  • Adm. Zackbar


  • TheQiwiMan

    Clever girl..

  • Wait whaaat? I've waited years for the payoff to this roommate subplot and I just get DALLAS'd? So that's it? Do we at least get a Fight Club style recap of all the roommate references that were really just you?

  • Oh shit I guess I predicted this scenario years ago!

    Poor Daryl or Jared or whatever the hell your imaginary roommates name was.

  • shashi

    i never stopped believing

  • You do know that February wasn't years ago, right?

  • Roark

    I think he meant an Internet Year

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