So, It's Come To This: A K-Cup Style Vaporizer For Weed

May 25, 2016

keurig-for-weed-1.jpg

This is the CannaCloud from CannaKorp, a vaporizer that heats single-use weed pods in a minute, and, judging from the picture, gets you so high you just stare at the thing and forget to go to work. The company hopes to bring the product to market in early 2017. I dunno, I thought existing vaporizers that don't use single-use pods were just as quick and easy to use. What's the purpose of this, to know exactly how much THC you're vaporizing? To get a better control of your high? I guess that's not a bad idea if you're about to go to a job interview. This product is a pretty smart business decision though, provided the pods actually catch on (which, for the record, I highly doubt). You see you don't really make your money selling the devices, you make your money selling the pre-packaged pods. Don't believe me? Just ask Keurig. "I couldn't understand them." That's because they were face-down swimming in their Scrooge McDuck money vault. Now, are you thinking what I'm thinking? "We start selling single use pods of oregano to high school kids?" You and I are like, born business partners. Now let's hit up the grocery story, we can take turns pushing each other around in the cart.

Keep going for one more shot and a video demonstration of the device.

keurig-for-weed-2.jpg

Thanks to fweakyboi420, who clearly spent some time coming up with the perfect AOL Instant Messenger screen name.

  • carnagex2000

    They've had K-Cup cannabis for a while now, this is just a rework to sell you their product. Ugh.
    http://www.houseofjane.com/...

  • DC Madman

    F to that and them.

  • Munihausen

    just get back to fckng work

  • Meh

    What's wrong with just smoking it?

  • GeneralDisorder

    I guess it's cleaner and less likely to cause lung damage. Either way you're still inhaling an organically volatile psychoactive drug. There's potential for harm but I've heard that vaporizers have two advantages for shrubbery. It doesn't stink as much (i.e. easier to conceal how high you are) and it's more efficient (so you use fewer shrubs per session).

    Now, eliminate the K-cup style delivery system and we're talking.

  • Meh

    I'll just continue to smoke it thank you. I have a feeling i wasn't meant to become a centurion anyway.

blog comments powered by Disqus
Previous Post
Next Post