Pianist Turns Popular Ringtones Into Beautiful Melody

May 20, 2016


This is a video of pianist Tony Anne performing some of the most memorable mobile phone ringtones in a soothing piano arrangement. I recognized a lot of those and it just goes to show you how beautiful everything sounds on a piano. Except sex. Apparently sex on a piano will get the cops called because I hate all my neighbors so much. I don't call the cops on them when they're doing their weird shit and their weird shit isn't even creating art like Beethoven's Sixth Sexphony. "Exactly what kind of weird shit do they do?" I don't know, just like being old and smelling and looking like witches. I told you two of them really are witches, right? I saw one put a spell on an old man when he had his back turned checking his mail, and he died less than a week later. Plus I think she killed all my houseplants when I went on vacation. That or it was a water issue. I've seen her levitate down a hallway before when she thought nobody was looking.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to RR, who wants to hear all the same ringtones performed on a slide-whistle.

  • Isaac Bow.

    (at the risk of this going over everyone's heads) good to see Kōsei getting on with his playing after Kaori died.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Now to download the vid as an MP3 and set it as my ring tone, cuz sometimes you jus gotta scratch dat meta itch

  • Hazakabammer

    Piano players always look like such pretentious sperglords, waving their hands around like some big baller shot caller.

  • JJtoob

    I honestly have thought the same thing about most really good pianists I've seen. I wish I actually had the perseverance and motivation to learn to play the piano that well and see if it's possible to look humble while doing it, but I just sit there and judge, and so I say nothing. This is the only time I've shared my opinion on the matter, and I do it only because you had the courage to do it first.

  • Hazakabammer

    I appreciate your sarcasm however, sarcasm is the lesser form of wit and whilst your feelings have been noted, please try harder next time to create a witty insult that may actually have some impact beyond wasting my time reading it.

    Yours sincerely,

  • JJtoob

    Gotta tune up that sarcasm detector because I didn't mean anything but exactly what I wrote. Interesting that you took it as sarcasm. Guess I accidentally hit a nerve.

  • Hazakabammer

    Incorrect- what you typed could only be read as sarcasm in context.

  • JJtoob

    Nah, you only felt bad while reading what I wrote, I didn't even realize it could be taken that way lol.

  • TheQiwiMan

    What a weird thing to get upset about, but what a beautiful way of putting it. *bows*

  • Hazakabammer

    I can't help it. It's inefficient, illogical and therefore stupid. *waves hands like a piano player whilst typing.*

  • Bun Pein

    What has blackberry done to you to leave it out? JK, in two years errbody will forget about them.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Forget about who..?

  • Ollie Williams

    Step 1: Be insanely good at the piano.

  • Roronoa Zoro
  • GeneralDisorder

    That's not a piano.

  • DrZanz

    Oi, pedant. They didn't say it was... The skill she displays will obviously translate to a piano without issue. She is, as stated, 'insanely good at the piano' regardless.

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