Oh Wow: Snake Being Eaten By Toad Tries To Fight Cat

May 10, 2016

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Because Mother Nature is off her rocker and the batteries in her Life Alert died so she can't get the help she needs, this is a video of a snake that's being eaten by a toad trying to fight a cat. That is not something you see everyday. A double rainbow either, but I bet you've seen more of those than snakes in toads' mouths trying to fight cats. Raise your hand if you feel sorry for the snake. Now keep your hand raised if you can speak parseltongue. You're a wizard, Harry. Just kidding, you're just a really hardcore Harry Potter fanatic. I bet you bought a wand replica from Harry Potter World at Universal Studios, didn't you? Whose did you choose? I have Sirius Black's. *waving wand* Expecto patronum! "So your Patronus is a penis with arms and legs riding a bicycle." Did you expect anything less?

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to DieselNuts, who's pretty sure this is a live version of one of those 'Never Give Up' inspirational posters.

  • shashi

    was looking for an existential epiphany but life's too short

  • GeneralDisorder

    Bro toad was saving his cat friend from evil death snake.

  • Andyman7714

    That's a very polite and patient toad to let the snake finish fighting the kitty before eating it.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    They won't tell you that this is a BTS video of the elusive Asian culinary response to the Turducken known as Catoadsna.

  • Meh

    Why didn't the snake 'according to nature' attack the morons filming this. I call animal cruelty and i'm not even being sarcastic this time.

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    ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ "It's the ciiiiiiiiiirrrrrcle ooff liiiiiiiiiiife...." ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬

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    This is exactly how I feel when I'm doing a big project and someone else tells me they need a task done...yeah.

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    FUCKING DIE BOT DIE.

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  • GWZipper

    You are awesome. I now have a mission.

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