Magic In The Water: Giant Inflatable Unicorn Pool Float

May 4, 2016


This is the Giant Inflatable Unicorn Pool Float available soon from Perpetual Kid for $100. It's a pool float that looks like a unicorn. A fat unicorn. Damn, Uni -- you need to lay off the whatever the hell unicorns eat! What do unicorns eat anyways? MAGIC BERRIES PERHAPS?! I have no clue. Maybe just regular grass. Although you don't shit rainbows after eating regular grass, trust me. I did what I had to do to survive.

Keep going for a shot of a woman wearing the float like a hat in case that might affect your purchase decision.


Thanks to Dave, who taught me if you swallow rocks you can trick your stomach into thinking it's full.

  • obriencj

    Why did someone airbrush away her butt from the first pic? Makes her look really weird.

  • shashi

    nerdiest racism ever

  • Missing out on that sweeeeet side-butt.

  • Titty McNipplefondler

    Is my boner making this awkward?

  • arana

    its awkward you having a boner

  • TheQiwiMan

    Is my awkwardness making you have a boner?

  • TheQiwiMan
  • Fueltanker Mcsnappy

    No but your name is.

  • Geekologie

    Doesn't bother me

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