KFC Hong Kong's Chicken Flavored Edible Nail Polish

May 5, 2016

kfc-edible-nail-polish-1.jpg

Because the world stopped making sense after 8th grade, KFC in Hong Kong is selling chicken flavored edible nail polish. Chicken fingers! The polish comes in two flavors/colors: Original Recipe and Hot & Spicy. This is going to take your dog's finger licking game to a whole nother level.

The polish is applied like normal polish and is said to be work just like that bitter nail polish designed to keep people from biting their nails.

As is evident from these blood stumps, I didn't know there was bitter nail polish to prevent people from biting their nails. I try to bite them as short as possible. And I think if I try hard and believe in myself, eventually I can get them all the way down to the cuticle.

Keep going for a picture of a lady licking her chicken finger and a video that it's hard to believe exists.

kfc-edible-nail-polish-2.jpg

Thanks to Jeff, who thought all nail polish was edible BECAUSE IT IS. And nail polish remover is great too.

  • Jenness

    Now I have this weird stuck idea in my head that if I eat KFC it will taste like nail polish and has chemicals in it and it won't go away. I love KFC oven roasted chicken - well used to - now I don't. WTH kind of ninja mind shit is this?

  • shashi
  • Did I forget to take my medication again?

  • Andrew Newton

    whaut?

  • Bling Nye

    Erter clvur strtergy fuh merkertin tuh terk er slergen un merk er lerterlr smerhers, lerk "FERNGER LERKIN GERRD"... erbvers cherrz werz ner perlersh.

  • Andrew Newton

    whut?

  • Bling Nye

    It's uh "clever" markuhting stratehgy taking a slugan and making it literal somehows, in this case, "Finger lickin' good!" ... an obvious choice was nail polish.

  • Andrew Newton

    wut

  • Bling Nye

    It a "clever" marketing stratuhgy taking a slogan and making it literal somehow, in this case, "Finger lickin' good!" ... an obvious choice was nail polish.

  • Andrew Newton

    What?

  • Bling Nye

    It's a "clever" marketing strategy, take a slogan and make it literal somehow, in this case, "Finger lickin' good!" ... an obvious choice was nail polish.

  • Andrew Newton

    what?

  • Bling Nye

    It's a "clever" marketing strategy taking a slogan and making it literal somehow, in this case, "Finger lickin' good!" ... an obvious choice was nail polish.

  • Andrew Newton

    I got the correlation, but my mind was reeling over how absurd this idea is.

  • Bling Nye

    I thought it was funny you seemed to have a mild stroke, what with the multiple 'what' posts. I felt compelled to answer all of them.

  • TheQiwiMan

    You are not the hero Geekologie deserves, but the hero it *needs*.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    I was compelled to upvote them all.

  • "...hard to believe exists."

    Never a more accurate statement.

blog comments powered by Disqus
Previous Post
Next Post