Is There A Such Thing As Slimeys?: Snail Shell Helmet

May 16, 2016


You know, like furries except slimey? I was going to Google it before I decided to not go down that rabbit hole. This is one of the $110 Snail Shell Helmets sold by Etsy shop HighNoonCreations. Each helmet is handmade and painted to order, but, unfortunately, does not include the snail tentacles. That is kind of a deal-breaker for me. If I'm spending $110 on a snail helmet I want tentacles. Mostly because I'm not sure where the hell else to buy them since the snail tentacle store in my neighborhood closed years ago. Maybe melt a couple dildos on the stove?

Keep going for a couple more shots.



Thanks to Rebecca, who wonders what you're supposed to do with the rest of your body if your head decides to cosplay as a snail by itself.

  • Zachary Zarko

    With tentacles, these helmets look stupid, but without tentacles, these helmets look idiotic.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Are you an idiot? Kindly pay the $110 idiot tax. Don't forget to put on your Idiot Identifier hat before you leave, so others know to stay far away from you.


  • DFCtomm

    Look at the laugh lines, this isn't some stupid kid, this is a fully grown woman wearing a snail helmet. We are the eloi.

  • PUNX

    GW, they said TENTACLES..... TEN-TA-CLES.

  • The_Wretched

    Is that helmet happy to see us?

blog comments powered by Disqus
Previous Post
Next Post