Guy Eating Corn On The Cob With A Power Drill

May 4, 2016

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Seen here looking like he's trying to bite the head off an industrial powered dildo, a guy eats a corn on the cob in ten seconds with the help of a power drill. I'm not sure how much corn he actually ate though, because it looks like most flies at the camera. Still, everybody has to knock all their teeth out somehow, right? I lost all mine playing hockey. Tonsil hockey. With a brick wall. Took all my teeth and doesn't even return my calls.

Keep going for the video while I try the same thing with one of those giant dill pickles that come individually packaged in a clear bag. I'm gonna get a spicy one if they have it.

Thanks to RedDot, who may or may not be a sniper rifle sight pointed at my head. TAKE THE SHOT.

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  • Jetch Vargas
  • Pam

    I was hoping someone would post this.

  • Damon Sherman

    man, I'd lose a tooth if I tried that.

  • He looks to be enjoying himself so much.

  • I like Rhett and Link's video better. :-P

  • Bubbubsky

    I saw the picture before reading the headline. I thought....I thought this was going to be about something else.

  • Jenness

    Me too, thought he was going to have his teeth knocked out

  • GeneralDisorder

    My teeth hurt watching this. It's absurdly inefficient too. On the other hand I use a power drill to sharpen pencils. I used to own an electric pencil sharpener but the power drill plus metal sharpener is so much faster. I tried it with a drill press but the plastic sharpener melted and it was hilarious.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    I was wondering when I'd see some of the more kinky stuff from CornHub!

  • Andrew Newton

    Amaizeing...

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