You're Sick: Man Eats 12 Cans Of Corn In 13 Minutes

April 22, 2016

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This is a video of competitive eater Matt "Megatoad" Stonie eating twelve cans of corn kernels in 12 minutes, 45 seconds. That's right around 11.5 pounds of corn before the water is drained off. That is sick. I bet his liver would be so delicious right now. Also, I bet it would be weird to poop nothing but corn. Like, nothing to hold it all together, just corn blasting out of your ass like it's a corn-shooting machine gun. Or, who knows, maybe it'll be all at once like a corn land mine explosion. Are you visualizing these things? I need you to visualize these things.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to hairless, who doesn't even want to eat one can of corn in a sitting because he's a normal person.

  • David Bass

    keep in mind geekologie guy,
    I JUST unlocked my twitter, for you.
    dlbtwitta

  • David Bass

    AHH!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA PICK ME UP IN A CAR!!!!

  • David Bass

    why?
    Why does this guy eat 12 Cans Of Corn In 13 Minutes?
    why does it have to be in 13 minutes?
    why does it have to be 12 cans of corn?
    or corn and not PoPs cereal?
    I totally thought it was going to be Something Boxes Of PoP CEREAL In No Time Really In Very Large Clear CEREAL BOWL!

  • Chuck Felish

    My dog once ate about 4 cups worth of corn (got into a left overs container). His next 3 poops were nothing but corn. It was miserable to clean up, but damn it was hilarious to watch.

  • AngelvsDevil

    I love corn, but I prefer not to see it every time I sit on the toilet..

  • Ed

    This type of behavior should not be encouraged.

  • interstellarpig

    Goes in as 12 cans of corn, comes out as 12 corn on the cobs. I hope he doesn't rinse it off and repeat

  • LOL you liked your own comment.

  • interstellarpig

    Yeah, made myself chuckle at the thought so deserved a pat on the back

  • GeneralDisorder

    There is not enough "fuck that" to go around. I can't imagine how atrocious of a shit he's gonna have.

  • Munihausen

    You know what is good on corn? A-1 sauce.

  • Upstate Steve

    A-1 sauce is absolutely awful. Don't you know how it's made? It's the sweat of Satan that drips down his back, through his ass-crack, and then navigates through the hairs and crust of his nasty ball sack before dripping into the bottle. The au jus of trailer parks. Anyone that ruins a good steak with that stuff is completely disrespecting the animal it came from.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    I was gonna say corn oil and salt... Fritos are delicious!

  • Bling Nye

    Foie gross.

  • Frédéric Purenne

    This ass is going to rip in a few hours!

  • JJtoob

    Someone did a similar challenge before, though it wasn't about how much to eat in record time, but about the strange phenomenon of how corn can ends up intact in your poop. So this guy set out to answer that question by clearing his digestive system with laxatives, and then proceed to swallow nothing but corn and check if it all would come out the other end completely intact. He had a uncensored video out, but it was taken down by YouTube, so we'll have to take his word for it.
    https://youtu.be/dQN4y1bBmUU

  • AngelvsDevil

    Did it come out intact?

  • JJtoob

    Apparently, YES!

  • Steelwire

    Agreed, Big difference between eating 12 cans of corn and digesting 12 cans of corn.

  • Bling Nye

    They should've weighed it before, and then weigh it all after it comes out....

    IS he going to crap 11.5 pounds of shitty corn???!!?!?

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