You Cannibal!: Video Of Giant Gator Eating Smaller Gator

April 15, 2016

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This is the footage captured by Alex Figueroa near Florida's Circle B Bar Reserve of a massive alligator eating a smaller alligator while two people stand entirely too close to the whole ordeal. That small gator will never have the opportunity to grow into a massive gator like the other. His life was cut short. Not unlike my chest hair. I just shaved it. Gotta be careful around the nipple though, I have had ACCIDENTS. "Don't you mean nipples, plural?'" Like I said -- accidents.

Hit the jump for the video and remember it's a gator-eat-gator world.

Thanks to DieselNuts, who agrees this is exactly why you don't try to hump the biggest alligator in the swamp if you're only a quarter of its size.

  • AtomicMountain

    What a dick.

  • TheQiwiMan

    YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKED GATORS SO WE PUT SOME GATORS IN YOUR GATORS SO THAT YOU COULD GATOR WHILE YOU GATOR

  • Jacob Abercrombie

    I've run into a few gators at circle B. I've seen over 40 at one time in the lake on the property. Great walking trails though.

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