Woopsie: Whale-Watching Boat Crashes Into Dock

April 4, 2016

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This is a video from San Diego of a whale-watching boat crashing into the dock. I called the Better Business Bureau once on a whale-watching excursion company because I spent four hours on the water and never saw a whale. Not even a dolphin. Plus I got sea-sick and puked sausage biscuit. That one old lady in red almost meets her maker. Apparently it was not her time to go though. No word how awful this boat captain is at parallel parking, but my guess is the worst.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks to MM, who agrees somebody needs to go back to boating school.

  • RDarker

    I came here to see if the old lady would get it.

  • Oban 1 Kenobi

    Boat name checks out.

  • Also, this video is mislabeled. Hornblower is a party boat, not a whale-watching boat.

    Source: I had my homecoming dance on it.

  • DC Madman

    That went a lot better than I expected.

  • Gordon Freeman

    Allahu Akbar!

  • shashi

    leave it at the door

  • He should definitely have had that thing in reverse much earlier.

  • Bling Nye

    It's not the size of the boat that matters, it's how you recklessly slam it into the dock (or not) that counts.

  • Euphemism ahoy!

  • DrZanz

    *Nodding in staunch agreement*

  • Whoa! This is like half a mile from my house, but I read it here first. That's some crack reporting GW!

  • Bling Nye

    Whip crack, butt crack, or crack crack?

    ALLOFTHEABOVE

  • Justin Stolle

    Alright, who's ready for the next tour?! ALL ABOARD!

  • "Adventure Hornblower"

    LOL

  • Bling Nye

    TOOTTOOTTOOTMOTHERFUCKERS

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  • Bling Nye

    Your friend's brother's aunt's neighbor is a dirty whore.

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