Because Star Wars everything, this is the $60 R2-D2 Architectural Desk Lamp available from ThinkGeek. It looks like everybody's favorite droid minus the people whose favorite droid is BB-8 or one of those Gonk droids that looks like a trashcan with feet. You know I used to have an architectural drafting table and desk lamp when I was in high school. I thought I was going to be an architect one day. Then, one day, my architectural drafting table and desk lamp were gone, and my dad told me I was going to be a ditch digger. That's when I ran away from home. But only to 7-11 and back, because I knew if I was going to be a ditch digger, I was going to need to eat as many hot dogs as I could for strength. I ate four that day, plus a quart of Nesquik chocolate milk for stamina.
Keep going for one more shot of the lamp in its natural habitat.
Thanks to LI, who agrees the best lamp is the sun. Except at night. At night it kinda sucks.