2-Year Old Blames Batman For Lipstick Drawing Mess

April 21, 2016

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This is a short video of Laura Hopkins of Inverness, Scotland (I LOVE YOUR VOICE) confronting her 2-year old son Noel about who drew on the mirror with lipstick. Noel, being the quick-thinking mastermind that he is, blames Batman. Solid defense. Personally, I would have blamed the Joker though because he actually wears lipstick. Batman only wears eye shadow. Robin wears it all, plus a lace bra and panties. Oh, and what's this, Robin -- an anklet and toe ring! "You like them?" Like them? I loooove them.

Hit the jump for the video.

Thanks again to Dunc, who, for two tips in a row, receives *spins prize wheel* absolutely nothing that prize wheel was only a figment of my imagination.

  • Deksam

    Who's the father?

    "Bubbles!"

  • ODwanKenObi

    lololol good one.

  • TheQiwiMan

    Poor Batman, getting blamed for what was clearly the work of 'Butt-Man'. Seriously, you guys even listening to the sole eye-witness?

  • contrey

    i think the kid is actually telling her that "it's Batman". as in, he tried to draw batman and that's what it is. then just repeats what his mom says afterwards.

  • GeneralDisorder

    He clearly said "it's batman" then when the parent said "batman did it" the child repeated exactly what she said.

    Unrelated question. Can anyone identify that accent? It's very grating and unpleasant to my Pennsylvania Hillbilly ears.

  • contrey

    happy to see i'm not alone on this one. it kept me up all night.

  • tyr2180

    Specifically the posh, rich, vaguely snobby kind of Scottish.

  • GeneralDisorder

    They should all talk right 'murican like me do.

  • Ollie Williams

    Sounds Scottish.

  • Adam

    Exactly what I was thinking.

  • Matthew Guiles

    Yesterday, my 2 year old told me that a coyote pooped in his diaper.

    They are not to be trusted.

  • Geekologie

    Were you able to catch the coyote?

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