So, It's Come To This: A $550 Champagne Machine Gun

March 23, 2016


This is the Champagne Gun, a $550 gun shaped champagne bottle holder that can be used to spray people Super Soaker style. You can't actually pump it or anything though. You actually have to remove the cork from a champagne bottle, mount the bottle in the gun, cover the hole of the bottle with your finger, shake it up, THEN spray everybody. That makes it infinitely less cool than I was expecting for $550. Alternatively, just pour champagne in a real Super Soaker. Did I just blow these people's minds? I feel like I just blew these people's minds. Just remember folks: champagne is dangerous. One time a friend hit me with the cork when he was opening a bottle and I had to wear a pirate eyepatch for two weeks. "You were hit in the leg." Fine, maybe I just wanted to wear the pirate eyepatch.

Keep going for a short clip of the future of rap videos.

Thanks to Jeffrey S, who agrees somebody should start selling carbonated water in bottles that look like champagne bottles and rake in the cash. And it should be called Fauxpagne.

  • Mike Harper

    I'm from Wisconsin and I believe it's against the law here to waste alcohol. So for those reasons, I'm out.

  • It most certainly is.

  • Brad Walton

    How is this real? This seems like a commercial in a South Park episode.

  • Will

    Or just use it to shoot the cork at someone with deadly accuracy ;)

  • James Mcelroy

    I need one of these on every floor in my "tree in a glass house" house, maybe 2 per floor and one for the tree.

  • Jenness

    It's amazing how much I hate this to the point of feeling actual anger. Points only for that.

    1) If you have to pop the cork before you even put it in the gun - 90% of people won't have 1/2 a bottle of champagne left because based on Funny Home Videos no one knows how to pop these bottles w/out it getting everywhere.

    2) Even with 1/2 - how the F do you get it into the holder and keep your finger on it the entire time?

    3) Video guaranteed is club soda poured into bottle after champagne is wasted and then they swish the holder back and forth to fizz it up.

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