Real Things That Exist: Basketball Shoe Cowboy Boots
These are the basketball shoe cowboy boots spotted by somebody wearing a reflective safety vest at a boot store in probably Texas. Tony Lama is a real brand of boot so I think these are real and not some one-off knock-offs. Especially for $200. I kind of want a pair. You think I could dunk in them? "Can you dunk now?" No. "Then probably not." You think I could make love in them? "Like make love wearing them or make love to them?" The second one. "Only if you buy them first." I was afraid you were gonna say that.
Thanks to HF, who already owns a pair of cowboy moonboots and can jump over a regulation basketball hoop.