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Praise The Lord: Marshmallow Peep Flavored Milk Is Back

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Just in time for Easter, Prairie Farms is releasing another limited edition of Peep flavored milk, this time with two new additions to the lineup -- strawberry creme and orange creme! Those sound disgusting. They also nixed the regular marshmallow flavor from last year, presumably due to too many cases of Easter diarrhea. You know, I made Rice Krispie Treats using Peeps instead of regular marshmallows once. It was awesome watching them all melt in the pan until they were just a bunch of floating eyeballs. Then I spooned out all the eyeballs and ate them. The treats turned out a pretty pastel color, but didn't really taste much different from regular Rice Krispie Treats. I mean, except for all the weed and mushrooms.

Thanks to DieselNuts, for totally overlooking the fact I ripped off the same joke I used when I wrote about these before. Mondays are hard and I am soft like quality toilet paper.

There are Comments.
  • Frédéric Purenne

    So disgusting they are making this a limited edition.

  • Peoples are gross...

  • DC Madman

    Does it taste as good coming back up?

  • Gene Kaufman

    I feel my arteries hardening just looking at this.

  • Bling Nye

    ....IN YOUR PENIS!!

    PENIS ARTERIES.

    BECAUSE PENIS.

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