Just in time for Easter, Prairie Farms is releasing another limited edition of Peep flavored milk, this time with two new additions to the lineup -- strawberry creme and orange creme! Those sound disgusting. They also nixed the regular marshmallow flavor from last year, presumably due to too many cases of Easter diarrhea. You know, I made Rice Krispie Treats using Peeps instead of regular marshmallows once. It was awesome watching them all melt in the pan until they were just a bunch of floating eyeballs. Then I spooned out all the eyeballs and ate them. The treats turned out a pretty pastel color, but didn't really taste much different from regular Rice Krispie Treats. I mean, except for all the weed and mushrooms.
Thanks to DieselNuts, for totally overlooking the fact I ripped off the same joke I used when I wrote about these before. Mondays are hard and I am soft like quality toilet paper.