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Needle To The Vein: GO CUBES, Chewable Coffee Bites

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These are GO CUBES, soft chewable coffee bites manufactured by San Francisco based company Nootrobox. The bites come in mocha, pure drip and latte flavors and each package (4 squares, 50mg of caffeine per square) contains the equivalent of two cups of coffee. Are you thinking what I'm thinking? "Jamming a four-pack up your butt during your morning shower?" Great minds think alike.

We've reinvented coffee. We've combined the research and precision behind Nootrobox with the deliciousness of coffee to create a scientifically delicious product engineered for performance. ...In addition to caffeine,GO CUBES contain precise amounts of other safe, effective supplements like L-theanine, B6, and methylated B12 that improve caffeine for enhanced focus & clarity.

Ahahahahhahaha @ "scientifically delicious." Is that even possible? Can you scientifically prove something is delicious? Because I think olives are delicious but other people hate them. You know what IS scientifically delicious? Margaritas. Margaritas are scientifically delicious and anybody who disagrees is wrong and shouldn't be allowed to science ever again. Not even with one of those rinky-dink children's chemistry sets.

There are Comments.
  • Swag Valance

    I'll put them next to my caffeinated soap, wrist bands, and peanut butter.
    Next...

  • guys...Where can I get them cheap...internet or a shop??

  • artbyjcm

    I actually had a similar product from a store called Daiso, a bag of smaller cubes was only $1.50. I want to say they had 25mg per cube, but these were much smaller cubes. There were, if I remember correctly, 8 cubes in the bag.

    So if you have a Daiso anywhere near you, I'm betting that might be the cheapest way to get a similar product that actually came out first.

  • MUST. HAVE. NOOOOOOOOOWWWW...

  • Xockszky

    They look like chocolate sprinkled with THC crystals. GIMME!

  • THAT is a dangerous blend brethren, let me tell ye...

  • DeksamTorrac

    Before a long trip I make a stop by at the Bulk Barn and buy a pound of Chocolate Covered Roasted Coffee Beans, just a hand full keeps you awake for hours and Mmmmm Mmmm good!
    But easy to O.D. on though!

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