Memory Foam Mattress Reveals Sexy Secrets Under Bed

March 1, 2016

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This is a shot of the underside of Redditor mentosfresh's friend's memory foam mattress during a recent move. Or maybe it's actually mentosfresh's bed but they're trying to deflect the incriminating sexiness. Memory foam never forgets. In case you're eight years old, those are the shapes of dildos and vibrators. Do people really just leave their sex toys mashed between their mattress and box spring? I feel like that's not very hygienic. I like to wash my sex toys and carefully put them back in the pleasure treasure chest I keep beside the bed. What can I say, I'm classy. "A butt plug just fell out of your gym bag." What if I told you I have to swim with it in to keep water out of my rump?

Thanks to Allyson S, who insists there's nothing under her mattress because she's like the Princess And The Pea.

  • Now THIS is why I come to geekologie. I'd like to see dildo bed on gizmodo or engadget! AMIRITE?

  • shashi

    yes, i tuck my penis under the mattress to avoid strangulation, problem?

  • the antagonist

    No one's strangling your penis but you.

  • shashi

    if you want a job done right...

  • Put them in a draw.
    Sheesh!

  • timeiskey

    leave them in the windows for google street view excellence

  • THAT is how parties start...

  • DeksamTorrac

    I once helped my relatives move and as I was helping my aunt move the memory foam out of her old bedroom, and said "Oh, memory foam, I bet this mattress has a lot of memories." She said "It would be bored..."

  • That's kinda creepy to say to your aunt, no?

  • DeksamTorrac

    You would have to know her.

  • Smivey

    I'm 85% this is just Photoshopped. It's too blurry Also, memory foam returns to its original shape quickly. That's why they call it "memory" foam.

  • Xockszky

    I kept my porn under my box spring when I was a teenager, and I eventually forgot about it after I got my own computer and didn't need to print anything off anymore. When I moved, I lifted up the mattress and porn came raining down! Good thing no one was else in the room! That would have been even more embarrassing than this, especially since I wasn't "out" yet! hahahaha!!!!!!

  • lmao nothing is safe, not even your bed keeps secrets these days!

  • Jenness

    I never thought I'd say this but I miss the days when people had a filter. I really don't give a crap about other people's sex lives for as funny is it is to judge them harshly. I think most people are actually not so pathetic that they NEED to know the personal sex secrets of celebrities and random strangers.

  • timeiskey

    nobody cares

  • You must be fun at parties.

  • timeiskey

    actually im terrible at parties. last time i went to a party i ate too many tostitos and guacamole, but guacamole makes my stomach rumbly. then i shit myself. i hate to throw my underwear out the window of the bathroom, but turns out the bathroom window leads to the backyard pool and i hit someones kids face with my shit panties.

  • I'd have to agree. The insatiable need our society has to know everything about everyone, to no end and for no reason, will be our downfall.

  • timeiskey

    dont hurt yourself confucious

  • Haha sorry but just because you don't understand doesn't mean all of us suffer from the same issue

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