Finally, A Men's Dress Shirt With Pocket For A Pizza Slice

March 10, 2016


This is the Pizza Pocket Shirt. It's the perfect shirt for people who love pizza, messy shirts, and a greasy left nip. The breast pocket is the perfect size for holding a single slice of pizza. Prefer going topless? Maybe the Pizza Pouch Necklace is more your thing. Me? I'm going to wear both so I can carry two slices, plus fill my pants pockets with garlic knots and marinara. Dogs and drunk people are going to love me.

Thanks to Allyson S, who wants a dress sewn out of pizza slices so she never has to worry about going to bed hungry again. You are smart.

  • that is funny, gonna use my $100 piza giftcard from this site to fill my pocket with pizza slice like that man.

  • Bling Nye

    I'm not sure whether to feel somewhat aroused or have a seizure.

  • The former is far more pleasant (if generally wetter).

  • Jenness

    The model looks way too thin to be wearing this. Dude needs to be 300lbs at least for this to "go". Also, to be authentic and real it needs to be unlined so that the wearer gets an agonizing grease burn with every use.

  • Leonardo Carneiro

    srly, what was humanity doing before this?

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