This is the Pizza Pocket Shirt. It's the perfect shirt for people who love pizza, messy shirts, and a greasy left nip. The breast pocket is the perfect size for holding a single slice of pizza. Prefer going topless? Maybe the Pizza Pouch Necklace is more your thing. Me? I'm going to wear both so I can carry two slices, plus fill my pants pockets with garlic knots and marinara. Dogs and drunk people are going to love me.
Thanks to Allyson S, who wants a dress sewn out of pizza slices so she never has to worry about going to bed hungry again. You are smart.