Dog On Lawnmower Interrupts News Report About Recent Tornado Damage In Texas

March 9, 2016


Because news reporting is serious business (and nobody takes it more seriously than me), this is a video from a local news report about the recent tornado damage in Malakoff, Texas that gets interrupted when the reporter spots a dog sitting on a ride-on lawnmower. Honestly though, I would have done the same thing. "Gotten distracted?" What? No. I meant sit on that lawnmower if I was a dog. I imagine your 15 minutes of fame are pretty hard to come by in The Middle Of Nowhere, Texas, and you have to strike while the iron's hot. ESPECIALLY if you want to be the face of the new Purina dog food campaign. After a long day of work in the yard, you deserve Purina. I don't know, I'm just speedballing here. "Shooting cocaine and heroin?" Whoa, no, I think I meant snowballing. Spitballing? I was definitely some kind of balling. "Freeballing?" Haha, I'm always freeballing, but only because conventional underwear doesn't work for me.

Keep going for the video.

Thanks to Jeffrey S, who allegedly taught his dog how to pull weeds and plant flowers in the flower bed although I suspect that's a lie and the dogs capabilities actually stop at fertilizing.

  • Tyguy

    When clicking on this, I fully expected it to be casually driving by...

  • Adibobea9

    "Max, just look natural. Try not to make any sudden movements." It's like catching one of Andy's toys alive and doing human stuff…

  • Roark

    Someone, Get that Dog a Beer

  • Ed

    I wish my girlfriend was this easily entertained.

  • Hazakabammer

    They're evolving much faster than it took us to evolve, because we are specifically breeding dogs for intelligence and other attributes. Plus, when the ability comes by, I'm sure we'll plug some chips in their heads to make them sentient.

  • Emmitt Morgans

    Filming B-roll while recording placeholder VO on an iPhone is not the same as being broadcast.

    Still more believable that this footage was aired as-is than something as well-known as this:


  • Cup-O-Jesus

    "Oh. My GOD! Lemme take a selfie!.. selfie...selfie"

  • Jenness

    He looks like he's just waiting for them to stop filming and leave so he can go clear some land and help out his neighbors. Because Larry the Lab is helpful like that.

  • "The carnage is everywhere. Body parts strewn across the unforgiving landscape, how many parents' tears will soak their pillows tonight as they contemplate suicide after losing their precious children? Truly the gates of hell have.... OMG WHAT A CUTE DOGGIE!!"

  • The_Wretched


  • He looks sad.
    I bet it's because they took his licence off him and he's not allowed to drive his 18-wheeler any more.

  • Marlene - James8

    Gianna . true that Julia `s posting is flabbergasting, on thursday I bought a brand new Alfa Romeo from bringing in $8082 this month and-also, $10 thousand this past month . it's definitly the most-financially rewarding Ive ever done . I actually started nine months/ago and immediately began to bring in over $83... per-hour . why not look here...



  • ToyBoxofGuns

    Marlene you stupid bitch. I hope you get run over by a dog on a lawnmower.

  • At least she has nice tits.

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